Recently I discovered that I look like a bag of dog shit. Not my fault entirely… I don’t exactly have uninterrupted time in the morning...

Before I became a mom, I’d nonchalantly brag that I could handle a lot. I became a mom at the ripe ol’ age of 35, aka, “advanced maternal...

Now that I’m 37, I hear myself saying things like, BACK IN MY DAY as I hitch a leg up on the nearest Ford truck whilst wearing overalls...

You know when you’re cooking Thanksgiving dinner for your family and you’re like, going through a miscarriage at the exact moment you’re...

Say theoretically, that you grew up in the middle of a cornfield with a barn and chicken shed, and a metal antennae streaming two and a...

Nothing like a baby bursting through your vagina like an old western sheriff kicking down a tavern door. (Testing out my mayoral...

You see the social media posts… The woman with perfectly blonded hair, sporting the most illustrious blow-out you’d ever imagine. Abs and...

Crazy when you and your siblings are nothing alike, am I right? In my 37 rotations around the sun, I’ve noticed this is pretty true…...

If you’re a mom, then you know da da DAMN WELL that virtually every soul on this blue planet has a super grand opinion on what you should...

After I had my son, I was waking up every 1 hour to feed him for a month straight. You hear people talking about sleep deprivation for...

“I’m not religious. I’m spiritual.” Ever heard that nugget before? OF COURSE YOU HAVE. Especially if you've ever talked to a millennial,...