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A Fresh Comedy* Blog For
Moms Over 30

*68% funny; 40% serious. Where's a calculator.

If you pluck a chin hair or two, you're in the right place.

IT GETS SAUCY AROUND HERE SO BRING A NAPKIN

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Hey! I’m Jenn spelled with 2 n's because I'm trying to be fancy. Welcome to my slice of the internet. I’m a mom, writer, and improv comedienne. In 2021, I became a mom at 35, which in the eyes of the medical field, makes me a walking relic. Catch me at a museum near you!

 

Fact is, I had zero idea how special motherhood was until I had my son. Then, 13 months later, I had my second son, all to say:

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Breastfeeding is NOT birth control, so stop the LYING, people! Alas... 

 

Before I became a mom, being a mom always seemed like a sell-out gig…

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  • No more travel for you!

  • Get ready to get fat.

  • So long, boobs!

  • Adventure? Try nope.

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"Momlife" to me seemed boring and meaningless, but guess what? I was an idiot.

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Being a mother has given me something I've been looking for in my uncertain, oft-changing life:

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Conviction. 

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And my family has been a WELL of comedy material. Gol-ly, isn't everybody's?!?

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My super power is communication so scrumptious, it'll melt your face off. 

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So stick around, stay off social media for a second, and get your lovely face MELTED OFF with my silly words, but also powerful lessons. And my hope is that for a second in this soon-to-be AI-powered world, you feel a little bit seen.

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And I hope you laugh. 

 

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Jenn

The name's Jenn.

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Want a basket of squishy kittens on your doorstep!? Me too, but emails from me are the next best thing.

THANKS, BABE!!!! See you sooonnn. xoxo

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